Author: Dr. Steroids

European Soccer is one of the biggest clusterf***s on Earth. Nothing compares to their multiplicity of leagues, gigantic stacks of cash and spoiled players. Well, it seems that UEFA (Union of European Football Associations) is tired of the stacks of cash and spoiled players. I know the cash and the spoiling come in one package — but roll with me here. UEFA has announced that it will pass rules to curb the excessive spending of certain clubs. Plus, they are going to deal with all the rich playboys who can write off their clubs’ losses with their own money. It’s…

In Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Ricky Bobby’s father says, “Word around town is that I got a crazy son who wants to go fast!” I think that sums up the attitude of pretty much everything in the United States. We want it, and we want it now! That’s the premise of fast food, after all! We’ve all seen how today’s fast food epidemic is affecting us, but where it began was quite different. The Automat They say that necessity is the mother of invention. It seems, in the case of fast food, that transportation is the mother…

If you are an athlete, bodybuilder, or just care about your personal well-being then you’re probably also looking for ways to increase your strength. If you are trying to accomplish this goal supplement or steroid free, it can be very challenging. Men’s Fitness strength and training writers Sean Hyson, C. S. C. S., and Joe Stankowski, C. P. T., put together an article titled, “25 Ways to Get Stronger Now.” This article highlights tips and tricks on how to get stronger in the weight room. Some of the advice given is very helpful and has worked for me personally. Other…

One of the biggest questions facing professional athletes is what to do when they retire from the game they’ve played for 30-plus years. For Shaquille O’Neal, that question becomes even larger, given the fact that he is 7 ft tall and weighs 350 lbs. Shaq has said several times that he wants to be a cop in the Miami, Florida, area when he retires. Let’s face it, Shaq is not going to work the 7 p.m. beat in South Beach. Shaq had a short TV interview showing off the martial arts training that he does in the off season. Although…

Summer is upon us and its time for our three favorite B’s – beaches, BBQs and baseball. We have wrapped up the second month of the season, and the pennant races, like the temperature, are heating up. The Boston Red Sox fan base can flip the cover back over the panic button for now winning 7 of 10, including a sweep of the AL East leading Tampa Bay Rays. Although the Philadelphia Phillies have been struggling, their ace Roy Halladay gave us the 2nd perfect game of the season against the Florida Marlins. The Los Angeles Angels’ first baseman, Kendry…

The Kansas City Chiefs are a troubled franchise. In the NFL they have sunk to the bottom of the barrel with little hope of rising to the top. Their owner, Lamar Hunt, died and his son took over. They fired Herm Edwards so they could have a shot at a young hotshot–Todd Haley. They hired Scott Pioli away from the Patriots just so he could trade for Matt Cassel. Hell, they even brought back Gunther Cunningham to coach the defense–hereafter known as the “Harbinger of Doom.” Now they have new problems. It seems they have someone who likes to talk. …

The Atlanta Hawks, a 50-win team, and the Cleveland Cavaliers, who have the best record in the league two years running, both fired their coaches this week. Mike Woodson got his walking papers right after the Hawks got swept by the Magic. He improved his team every year for 5 years and still got the boot. After winning Coach of the Year last year, Mike Brown got fired because his Cavs fell to the Celtics in the 2nd Round of the playoffs. He won over 120 games in two seasons and he gets canned. I have my theories on these firings,…

The major league baseball season kicked off inter-league play this week, which reminds me that the only thing more overrated is MTVs The Hills. So what if a couple of New York Mets fans got to arrive at the office on Monday and talk smack to New York Yankees fans. The Yanks are going to make the playoffs, and the Mets will try not to finish in the basement of the NL East. Besides the few big inter-city rivalries like New York, Chicago and Los Angeles, does anyone really care? I’m sure the state of Ohio was on the edge of…

I work out in a weight lifter’s gym. There are rows of machines and racks after rack of free weights. Whether you’re sweating it out at home or at the gym, you’ve got to decide whether you want to use free weights, machines or a combination of both. We’ve probably all heard that if you’re serious about weight lifting, you should be using free weights. However, there’s a place for machines in the life of every bodybuilder! What’s the Difference? The simplest definition of a weight machine is “an exercise machine used for weight training that uses gravity as the…

Bodybuilding is not just the art of working out. In fact, if that were true you could slam five Red Bulls, scream “Me Work Out,” and win a competition. Unfortunately for the lazy — it isn’t that easy, True, you will dedicate the bulk of your time to working out, but that doesn’t make you any different from any other professional athlete. Think about how many dudes — and chicks — are ripped, but play sports. I remember I met Garrison Hearst once — former UGA and Giants running back — and he was HUGE. His arms were as wide…