Football (Soccer)

Football (Soccer)

World Cup: USA Questions And Germany Answers

The World Cup — also known as the world’s largest sporting event – opened in South Africa on June 11th. However, the major action started on Saturday the 12th, when England played the United States. It was probably the most hyped match in recent memory — so hyped that Adidas[…]

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UEFA Re-Claiming Control of Soccer

European Soccer is one of the biggest clusterf***s on Earth. Nothing compares to their multiplicity of leagues, gigantic stacks of cash and spoiled players. Well, it seems that UEFA (Union of European Football Associations) is tired of the stacks of cash and spoiled players. I know the cash and the[…]

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Al-Qaida Targeting the World Cup

An al-Qaida militant has been detained by Iraqi police, suspected of planning an attack on the World Cup.  The event, which is a month-long tournament to determine the best soccer team in the world, will take place next month in South Africa. Abdullah Azam Saleh al-Qahtani is a former officer[…]

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Benitez Can Help Liverpool No Further

It is nearly a year ago since Liverpool had their little resurrection. Coming out with play not seen since their 90s days, they managed to absolutely slaughter top teams Manchester United and Real Madrid. Just a few days ago, however, they suffered defeat at the hands of lower-level team Wigan,[…]

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Is It The End Of English Football?

Let’s do a quick reality check – Manchester United are in over £700 million debt, the average team is blowing 70% of it’s revenue on player’s wages, and more than ever, teams are constantly looking at administration. So why are all these teams on the brink of implosion, and moreover,[…]

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The Crisis of the English Football Team

The aftermath of all the scandalous events hindering the progression of the English football team have just begun to set in. John Terry Is a Womanizer The pure chaos of the whole English team right now has been closely followed by the British press. After first discovering that captain John[…]

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A Guide To The World Cup 2010: Group G

Now Group G is truly something – the definite power group out of all groups this year. With veterans like Brazil and Portugal, along with up-and-coming Ivory Coast, the odds are looking terribly bad for North Korea. Is there an underdog hope for North Korea? Not in my books. And[…]

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